Ewww.
Ewww.
This is what I want to say but never will. This is the real me.
Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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When adults say, “Teenagers think they are invincible” with that sly, stupid smile on their faces, they don’t know how right they are. We need never be hopeless, because we can never be irreparably broken. We think that we are invincible because we are. We cannot be born, and we cannot die. Like all energy, we can only change shapes and sizes and manifestations. They forget that when they get old. They get scared of losing and failing. But that part of us greater than the sum of our parts cannot begin and cannot end, and so it cannot fail. John Green (Looking for Alaska)

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lordoftheinternet:

some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet

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  • Tyler: I can clearly obviously speak English, Emoji, Sexting, Sarcasm, and Sass.
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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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Holy crap less than 15,000 signatures to go before the White House have to discuss nonbinary genders!

officialharleyquinn:

lottelodge:

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That’s amazing! There’s less than two weeks left; Tumblr, spread it like some kind of delicious sandwich filling! And for glob’s sake, SIGN IT!

10,000 more till goal~!

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